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Tom Brady isn’t convincing anyone

23 May

I know that everyone claims Tom Brady is straight because he’s (supposedly) banging his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen, but it’s hard to believe that judging by how he looks going down a water slide.

 

 

I’ll just go ahead and leave it at that.

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Cam Newton is number one, literally

23 May


Cam Newton and his snaggle tooth was nice enough to show up in L.A. for some rookie event to improve his image grace fans with his presence at a rookie flag football game. Because, who doesn’t want to see the great Cam Newton play flag football?

At the game Newton rocked the number 00 (like all of the other rookies there) and was asked what number he wants to wear in the NFL since Jimmy Clausen wears number 2, the same number Newton wore at Auburn. Surprisingly, Newton was quoted sounding somewhat humble:

“I really don’t care. It’s just a number to me,” Newton told NFL.com. “Gossip sells, and I understand that with people hearing I wore No. 2 in college, and Jimmy has it right now, (but) it’s not a big deal to me. I just want to get that out of the way and throw it out there. It’s not the number. It’s the person wearing it.”

Cam Newton, humble? I was surprised too. Before you get too excited though, Newton was photographed the next day rocking the most egotistical number out there:

That’s right, No. 1. Then again, do you expect anything less of Cam Newton?

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WWJND captions: A hospital visit from NFL rookies

20 May

 

 

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Letters to WWJND: The “F” word

20 May

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Cam Newton is still a pretentious ass

20 May

(See TMZ video above)

Whatchu think? Whatchu think?

I still think you’re a dick, Cam.

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